Dun Dun Dun... obviously i know those aren't the words so if you're questioning it kindly fuck off. Why is everything so all inclusive these days? You're single? That's fine you can celebrate GAL-entine's day!!, or something else lame as fuck. While i do believe love should be celebrated every day is it really necessary to take a hallmark holiday meant for people who are DEEPLY in love and turn into something more pathetic than it already is?
There's no shame in anyone's single game but maybe just bow out of valentine's day and save yourself the embarrassment of that one year you celebrated Galentine's day because you were to sad to admit that you wanted to do nothing more than have a bottle of wine and box of chocolates to yourself. TREAT YOURSELF BITCHES, on top of that why would you want to waste money on this made up holiday when you can wait until (the real holiday in my opinion) HALF PRICE CANDY DAY!
Embrace not having to celebrate this made up holiday as that also means you don't have to frantically search for a gourmet donut shop after the person you've commissioned to get you the best donuts in the greater Boston area bails on you at 7:30am! Luckily i found one, so shout out to Black Bird Doughnuts which was only a 15 minute walk from my office #exercise