Lemme upgrade ya

  For the first time in my life I destroyed a phone and wasn't devestated? Is this what adulting feels like? I literally dropped it like daily on the cement and that ONE time I drop it on a tile floor at the gym and BAM, shattered! shards of glass in my fingers, yay!

 So I picked it up, sighed, got breakfast and whined about how I had to take time out of my day to get a new phone. #firstworldproblems.

 Luckily for me my job is boring as fuck so I ran an "errand" got my beautiful pink iPhone 6s, I wasn't thrilled about the change but now I'm in lurv 💕💕💕💕 

Maybe I wasn't devestated cause I'm a real human these days and don't waste all my money on vodka so I can actually afford nice things? Or maybe it was because I was so peaceful cause I just got out of yoga? Either way I didn't give a flying fuck and now my phone is way better and has a beast ass otter box #thelife #upgrade 

This is also probably the first time I didn't break my phone in some sort of rage, it was like a real accident. Remember girls, guys prefer you to be a little crazy 😉 unless they think that you may actually kill them you're doing something wrong. Kidding, sort of. 

Side note it's Friday, follow me on Twitter  bitches @aej0x

Xoxo 

Later bitches